she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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