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one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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