Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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