I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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