I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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