In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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