YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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