Porn is love you can see.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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