what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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