sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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