Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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