After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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