Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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