have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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