You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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