He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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