Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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