Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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