yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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