Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
only if we run a train.
done.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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