What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize