You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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