i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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