If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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