too bad you live with your parents still
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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