Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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