I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
4 words: hood of his car
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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