he thought i was a dude.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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