Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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