well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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