id be glad to
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
the liver wants what the liver wants
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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