so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Randomize
