She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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