how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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