Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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