the condom got lost in my hair
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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