I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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