ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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