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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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