so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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