Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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