I wanna bring you to show and tell
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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