that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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