So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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