Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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