i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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