She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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