He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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