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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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