I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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