we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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