Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
