I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my shit smells like andre
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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